April 18th, 2005




Things are good for Washington sports lovers. The Wizards are going to the playoffs and the Redskins (and Caps) have yet to lose.

But clearly the big story is the return of baseball. For this brief spell, the Washington Nationals are undefeated at home and lead their division. Crowd turnout is expected to be massive throughout the season–much to the annoyance of Peter Angelos. But in the midst of all this, the team introduced its new mascot, an eagle named … Screech?

I guess it’s better than the Expo mascot Youppi! But still, I wonder what were the runners-up? Zack? AC Slader? Mr. Belding?



  1. Patrick April 18, 2005 at 8:48 pm

    Come on, Screech makes sense. Screech, he dusting the diamond.

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  3. Jay D. Homnick April 18, 2005 at 9:40 pm

    Aaah, I was hoping for a purple hot dog named Barney Frank.

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  5. That Dude April 19, 2005 at 4:39 pm

    Will there be ball girls who look like Kelly Kapowski?

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  7. Damian P. April 19, 2005 at 6:50 pm

    Curse you Yanks and your Youppi! bashing! Youppi! rocked!(Yes, the exclamation point was part of the name.)

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  9. Duane April 19, 2005 at 9:42 pm

    It’s sad that Victorino Matus knows all of the main characters on Saved By The Bell. It’s sadder still that I do too.

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  11. That Dude April 24, 2005 at 3:32 am

    The saddest thing is the real reason why we know all these things.

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