August 11th, 2005
On Mischa Barton:
She would probably be considered really hot as just another sorority girl at a college somewhere, but she’s on the OC with girls like Olivia Wilde, and that has to be pretty humbling. It’s like how being Aqua-Man would be pretty cool. Unless you’re hanging out with Superman. And then you just kind of feel like a dork in his underwear.
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Johnny just loves him some Brendon Donnelly.Hmm
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But Aquaman has a harpoon for a hand now! That makes a lot of difference. You’re never just a guy in your underwear if you’ve got a big, shiny harpoon where your hand should be. Although you’d probably want to put a cork on the tip or something when you go to meetings and parties, which would dampen the effect a bit.
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Forget Mischa…did u see Deide Pfieffer over there?
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In what alternate universe is Olivia Wilde as hot as Mischa Barton? Brendon seems to have formed his taste in women by watching too much second-rate porn. He really goes for the “cold, vacant and jaded” look.
Airborne Eagle August 11, 2005 at 8:35 pm
Not particularly safe for work, you say?