December 7th, 2005
Jenny has a great riff on Brad and Angelina:
I swear if these two freaks of nature ever breed biological children together the kids will either be so ridiculously beautiful people will need to wear special suits and goggles to protect themselves from the radiation which exudes from the kids, or they’ll resemble mythical monsters like the ones in Clash of the Titans. “Hi. I’m Angelina, and this is Brad. These are our children, Medusa and The Kraken.”
Meanwhile, the Blog CrushTM rolls on:
Those crazy Brits spell cozy with an “S”, but they scarified Coventry during WWII to protect Ultra, and that took fuckin guts, so they get a pass. And if you’d lost track in this awesome game, Jude Law and Sienna are off-again for now because he wants to go to Africa with his ex-wife and kids over Christmas. But this isn’t the first time Sienna and Leo have been linked, earlier reports had them meeting in New York after her initial split with Jude. All I really care about is the hopeful demise of the Leo-Kirsten Dunst rumors. I’ve never accidentally tried to pick up a transvestite (in this country) but I’m pretty sure I’d prefer a light raping at the hands of a tranny than to even shake hands with Sabertooth Dunst.
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