Patriot Games
September 14th, 2007




No, I’m not going to tell you that the Patriots cheated to beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl. Maybe they did. But there were larger forces at work there and the Eagles weren’t going to win that championship. That sort of thing doesn’t happen in Philly. By which I mean the winning, not the cheating.

And can I beg that we have no more “Belicheat” or “Patriot Gate”? If this silly mini-scandal has a name, it’s obviously “Patriot Games.”

KSK had an outstanding item on the whole mess the other day, with Belichick as Rumsfeld. Quite good. But top honors has to go to LOL Jocks for seeing Belichick as Jack Horner, Burt Reynolds’s Boogie Nights porn director.

“Aim for his tits, Eddie.” I beg you to follow the link. It’s gold.



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