Suck on That Chris Hitchens
September 16th, 2007




Notice how cool it is to be a militant atheist these days? Well that’s all finished now. Atheism is no longer a tenable position. Why?

Bacon Salt.

Oh yes, it’s just what it sounds like. The company’s motto? “Everything should taste like bacon.”

Yes it should. Thank you, God.



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