"First Orgy After Brian's Death Very Solemn"
October 23rd, 2007




From the Onion:

“Nobody knew Brian like we did—not his parents, not his brother, not even his wife,” fuck-fiend Rebecca Baker said. “After all, Brian was more than just a guy who sometimes strapped on a jelly dong and did you from the side.”

I don’t even quite know what that means. But it’s awesome.

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