Dodged a Bullet
May 6th, 2013

And to think, this could have been me.

  1. Jeff May 6, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    You’re nowhere near 300 lbs.

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  3. Gabriel May 6, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    “comic book guy from The Simpsons” is the new “Florida man”

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  5. James Versluis May 7, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    You have never, ever been to a comic-con, John. We all know this. You were the cool political kid in college who made fun of us Chewbacca’s.