Family Television
May 31st, 2012




So Galley Friend X sent me the following clip from a cable TV show. It’s funny in the sense that it’s a near perfect example of adolescent wish fulfillment. But what’s really funny is that, if the watermark is correct, this is from ABC’s Family network.

Cinemax is dead! Long live ABC Family!

 



  1. Galley Friend J.E. May 31, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    It’s now the “In A Family Way” network.

    And History Channel took out the history.

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  3. DSK May 31, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    That Hannah Montana filly has been tarting it up recently. By which I mean, the past 5 or 6 years

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  5. Old timer May 31, 2012 at 11:54 pm

    Sounds like the doomsday whistle! Ain’t been blown for nigh onto three years. Tsk, tsk, tsk…trouble abrewing.

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  7. Ben May 31, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    The hashtag popup as soon as she says it is fantastic.

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  9. Vic Matus May 31, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    I cannot wait for “Disney Shoe Diaries,” “Disney Bordello,” and “Emmanuelle in Disney.”

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  11. Ben2 June 1, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Yes, yes it was totally worth leaving practice for . . .

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  13. Jason O. June 1, 2012 at 11:56 am

    From parts unknown, weight unknown…Galley Friend X!!!

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  15. t3 June 4, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    I can’t wait for Disney to turn this into a ride. Like It’s a Small World but with more tongue.

    Still, anyone with young kids will know ABC Family is a far smaller threat to the republic than Katy Perry. 7 year olds should not know the words to:

    “…Last Friday night
    We went streaking in the park
    Skinny dipping in the dark
    Then had a menage a trois
    Last Friday night
    Yeah I think we broke the law
    Always say we’re gonna stop-op
    Whoa-oh-oah”

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