November 30th, 2006
KSK asks if getting girls into football is a good thing:
Perhaps that last example isn’t the best representative of today’s female fan. The new NFL woman knows her shit, and — as the argument goes — isn’t it better that potential objects of sexual desire can share in the raw, base enjoyment of the NFL?
To which I say: not particularly. It’s already hard enough finding a woman who’s hot and smart but still shallow enough to make fun of ugly people with me; I don’t need the extra degrees of difficulty that come with screening out Steelers and Rams and Cowboys fans. Could you love a woman who cheered for T.O.? Only on the outside, friends. Only on the outside.
Of course, he’s never met Jenny. So you have to cut him some slack.
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