July 25th, 2016
Has it really been two months? Yeesh.
So the problem is that (1) I’ve been writing a ton, but mostly elsewhere; (2) It’s summer, which means I have other, seasonal, demands on my time; (3) I’m creeping up on a qualifying life event. All of which have conspired to keep my from even doing the bare minimum over here. And do I want to be the kind of guy who does the bare minimum? No. I do not.
So here’s what I’ve been up to recently:
- Poking fun at the fat guy in Cleveland.
- Thinking through what’s going to follow Trumpapalooza.
- Wondering why Trump’s only mode of persuasion is bullying.
- Finding a way to get MILF Island into The Weekly Standard.
- Explaining why Mike Pence was not the best player available on the board.
- Working through why Trumpkins can’t make rational arguments.
- Looking at who Clinton should have picked for veep.
- Showing you how Clinton could find a way to lose the election.
Anyway, that’s just the political stuff. I also did:
- A definitive ranking of chain restaurants.
- A tribute to Garry Marshall.
- A piece bitching about black teen girl Iron Man.
- And some trolling about the weird identity politics of Disney princesses.
So it’s been a busy couple weeks. But I’ll try to better. More flare coming.
santino July 27, 2016 at 9:24 pm
definitive garb tbh