October 26th, 2005
I still don’t get the Neil Pollack thing, but Galley Friend M.L. sends this link to the Rick Tang’s sports column, and it’s pretty okay:
So I’m watching old NBA games on the Tang-Vo last night in preperation for my fantasy draft, and I’m thinking, is there any basketball player better than LeBron James right now? In this hooood, LeBron, we got mad love for you. That’s what 50 Cent might say if he wrote this column. But 50 Cent can’t hang…in the House Of Tang. Did you see that posterizer LeBron pulled on Richard Jefferson last season? So much chrome on my Benz, ya see your face in my rims! Jefferson was like, “Where’s Weezie? Where’s Weezie?” You’re movin’ on down, R.J.!
And another thing, Dirk Nowitski. Zieg fucking heil! Why don’t you go back to doing what you’re good at: putting little girls into ovens. Do me a favor, be German. Do everything that German people like to do, like eating sauerkraut and killing gypsies. But don’t go strutting your ugly ass on TNT every week. Even so, if I were a girl, I’d do Manu Ginobili eight times a day.
Yeah, baby.
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