July 21st, 2015
Come for the shame-faced defense of Ashton Kutcher . . .
Stay for the story about my kid crapping herself at Chuck E. Cheese.
This is why my wife NEVER, EVER allows my kids in the ball pits! That and the urban legends of hypodermic needles in them.
My oldest learned to say “Pizza of the Devil” whenever we passed by a Chuckie Cheese.