The Dark Buzz Knight-year
October 7th, 2008


Courtesy of Jenny.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
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Eva Longoria prefers Magnums
October 3rd, 2008


At least when it comes to ice cream. This caught my eye when I was in France last week. It also reminded me of how major movie stars do ads for products abroad that they would never do at home. Like George Clooney.

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Palin Precog!
October 2nd, 2008


Who knows, maybe Sarah Palin will be dreadfully outclassed tonight and John McCain’s campaign will enter full Hindenberg mode. But whatever happens in the actual debate hardly matters to the media horde–they’re going to say the same thing, no matter what.

So I invite readers now to try to out-parody the Palin criticisms ahead of time. I’ll give it a shot first:

Palin’s performance tonight marked the low-point in modern vice presidential history. By comparison, she made Dan Quayle look positively Solomonic. This red-neck moron with her hackneyed down-home manner was an embarrassment to the Republican party but most crucially to John McCain. No candidate for president ever dared to place someone as manifestly stupid and unqualified so close to the Oval Office. The fact that McCain chose this woman is, alone, reason enough for America to reject him root and branch.

I’m certain you can do better.

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Michael Bay Does Twitter
October 2nd, 2008


Self-explanatory.

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MLB Playoff Notes
October 2nd, 2008


I’m not normally prone to apocalyptic hysterics, but let me say this: If the Tampa Bay Devil Rays meet the Milwaukee Brewers in the World Series, I’m going to spend the next month locked in a bunker awaiting the seventh seal/rapture/end of days.

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The Dark Cowboys
October 1st, 2008


The Gormogons suggest that maybe Tony Romo shouldn’t sip from that bottle of scotch he keeps in his desk drawer.

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The Godfather and Blu-ray
October 1st, 2008


Slate has an engrossing piece about the restoration of the The Godfather and Paramount’s transfer of the film to Blu-ray disc. Well worth your time.

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Considered Thoughts on the Paulson Bailout Plan and the Ultimate Risk to U.S. Credit Markets
September 30th, 2008


Just kidding. But the Gormogons do have a very funny post with a picture (possibly) taken outside Wall Street:

Also, there’s this:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJmTCYmo9g&hl=en&fs=1]

It’s long–8:50–but totally worth it. Particularly for you, CPW.

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