Romney 2016: Enter the Adman
January 14th, 2015

Galley Friend X sends in the following note:

This paragraph, buried in the middle of a Boston Globe story, captures everything so perfectly:
“Underlying it all is the notion that, in the mind of Romney and his top advisers, the country made a mistake in not electing Romney in 2012. They want to give the country another shot at sending him to the White House.”I guess the advertisements write themselves:

Dear America: You don’t need to apologize to Mitt. He already knows you’re sorry, and he forgives you. This one time.
I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to vote today. (That is, unless Jeb is willing to commit, right now, to picking Dick Cheney as his running mate, which would be the greatest heel turn not just in the history of American politics, but in history of everything, period.)
Romney 2016 is the political equivalent of taking a shot to the jugular with the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Sure, it might lead to bad things, but it is awesome.

Galley Friend Y sends the following:

Eventually, by 2040 or 2060, Romney will just start using a time machine to kill off his would-be competition, like George P. Bush and Tim Cotton.

  1. Jason O. January 14, 2015 at 7:04 pm

    Let’s not forget the wonderful (pun intended) Orndorff heel turn on Hulk Hogan…while we’re chatting about great heel turns.

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  3. Galley Wife January 15, 2015 at 3:47 pm

    Even better would be if Jeb chose LIZ Cheney.

    Bush-Cheney 2016, here we come!

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  5. Brian Faughnan January 16, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    The quality of this post is extremely high.