Santino. WFB. Juicevox Mafia.
April 30th, 2014

As a friend of mine delicately put it over email, OH MY GOD!

I don’t want to spoil it for you, so just go. Go. GO.






Disclaimer: The images you are about to see are merely historical recreations of what might have transpired based on meticulous research and the public record.

  1. SkinsFanPG April 30, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    This needs to be its own web series. I am willing to bankroll (but only if I get to play Yglesias).

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  3. Galley Friend L.B. April 30, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    “Explanatoryianism.” This made my day. Go Santino!

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  5. Steve Sailer May 1, 2014 at 10:06 pm

    To go along with the top hat, invest in a monocle.

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  7. Fake Herzog May 1, 2014 at 10:48 pm

    Fake Herzog is jealous of the genius of Fake Yggie and Fake Piketty.

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  9. WershovenistPig May 2, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    Warby Parker sells a monocle with this perfect description:

    “Crafted in a perfect circle with just the right amount of grip and give, our Colonel monocle is the perfect accessory for budding robber barons, post-colonial tyrants and super villains.”

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  11. Nedward May 4, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    Sadly, I suspect Yglesias’s natural response to this (awesome) satire would be composing a Moneybox column entitled: “How would mandatory nudity for our politicians improve democracy/equality/web analytics?”