October 5th, 2005
I’m talking about Jenny, not Harriet. Even without the Blog Crush, this one’s a keeper:
The guy waited forever to marry and finally de-virginize the girl and then he spent the rest of the marriage begging for at least 30 seconds of her time. Sure, she’s nice to look at in a creepy, looks too much like your father in law way, but in the grand scheme of things all he had was a whiny, vacuous nag who had a great body she wouldn’t let him touch and a dog who crapped all over his house.
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Jenny is freakin awesome. In my imagination, she’s got a body that makes Jessica Alba go home, look in the mirror, and sigh forlornly.And she’s funny. And a Cowboys fan. Good Lord. For not having won her over yet, every single man in America should hang his head in shame.
Jenny October 8, 2005 at 9:00 am
^ I totally wrote that.