November 14th, 2007

Hot Jenny Morrison (from House) has been cast in the new J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie. She should immediately displace Jolene Blalock as the world’s #1 source of Federation-related masturbatory fantasy. Bonus points if she wears the ears. Double-bonus if she wears a vest. Triple if there are tribbles and/or Data involved.
Sigh. Since I’m already out here on a limb, why not go all the way: Who’s third on the list? Lt. Tasha Yar? Or Marina Sirtis?
I mean, like I have any idea who they are.
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