Stiles on FIFA
June 11th, 2015

Galley Bro Andrew Stiles is writing for Acculturated now, too. And it is awesome. His first piece is a review of United Passions, the FIFA movie:

Of all the criminal misdeeds alleged to have occurred on Blatter’s watch, there is perhaps no greater testament to FIFA’s institutional depravity than the existence of this film.

I’ll dispense with the standard “SPOILERS!” disclaimer, because who cares? You’re not going to see United Passions in theaters. Are you? Please don’t. Imagine watching an actual soccer game on replay when you already know it’s going to end in a 0-0 tie, with considerable extra time added on for all the “injuries.” Download it illegally if you must. FIFA’s lawyers are preoccupied at the moment.


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