January 5th, 2011
From IDLYITW, in re Jake Gyllenhal’s explanation of his split from Taylor Swift:
He could feel the age difference, huh? Isn’t that the point of banging 21-year old chicks? To feel the age difference? I’m a man. If I wanted to fuck somebody my own age it would be in a land development deal, not on my couch with her knees pinned to her ears.
Instant classic.
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