May 26th, 2005
From the Miami Herald:
According to a Coral Gables police report, Collazo dropped his pants, took out his penis and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball after a loss to Florida Christian on April 7.
”He then,” according to a Coral Gables police report, “pointed to his penis, testicles and asked the team if they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina.”
Collazo, who led Gulliver to the Class 3A state championship last season, did not comment on the allegations.
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As opposed to the Florida Christian coach who had the forethought to hand out actual bats.
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Kid should run for office as a Democrat in Illinois. Our Gov Blagojevich comments on his virality.
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Redoubt May 27, 2005 at 12:40 am
He should probably be glad he didn’t point his little schlong at the cops… but what a great news loop it would have been! “Gun battle leaves High School Baseball Coach dead, four police officers traumatized… film at 11.”