April 26th, 2011
The PUPNTTM (Positronic Universal Peggy Noonan Translator) has been dormant for a long while. But now it’s back, with a fresh translation of last week’s Noonan column. Here’s the originial:
let me offer a hunch based on conversations with people from many walks of life and all regions the past 18 months. . . . There are two things I have never heard, not once, in the past year: “I love this guy—I love Obama,” and “If only John McCain were president, everything would be better.”
Translation:
No, I do not know any black people, personally. But neither do I know any Republicans. What–do I look like a farmer?
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How much could a banana possibly cost? Ten dollars?
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TL, just admit that you’re Sullivan.
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Illusions, Dad! You don’t have time for my illusions!
COME ON!
Galley Wife April 27, 2011 at 5:55 pm
TL69, why do you always have to be so….dramatic and flamboyant? It just makes me want to…set myself on fire. Anyway, you want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
LUPE!