The Student Has Become the Master
November 2nd, 2015




Sonny Bunch is just amazing. A national treasure. I mean, the level of troll game here is so strong that there’s just nothing more to be said.

 



  1. BJ November 3, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    He loses points for ignoring Endor. Endor is the one time that we get to see how the empire and rebellion treat other species.

    The empire and ewoks don’t care about each other. Both sides go about their business without bothering the other. The empire manages to build their shield generator without the ewoks really noticing that they’re there.

    The rebellion uses their superior resources, luke’s force powers and c3po’s metal, to immediately enslave the ewoks by deceiving them into thinking that c3po is god. The rebellion proceeds to rope their new subjects into a war that doesn’t involve them, again the empire has been on endor for months and the ewoks have no quarrel with them. How does the rebellion are their new soldiers? They don’t, they send the ewoks into battle armed with sticks and stones.

    Bonus – based on what we see of the ewoks there’s good reason to believe that some of the are child soldiers. The rebellion is Joseph Coney.

    Double bonus – endor shows us how the empire treats peaceful planets that don’t have any weapons

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